Guess who’s back in business? Me.
And before we get back into the full swing of things, check out the comment on this post (here). I know, right? Holy fucking shit, someone actually put a comment on a post! But then you click on his name, and you discover that the ‘ShamWow Guy’ actually runs a [...]
Late again on the Motherfucker of the Month. I’m sorry. But you know what? Live with it.
So I’m sitting here with a bad case of pizza mouth, which drives me up more than a couple of walls and I’m thinking: who has wronged me enough this month to earn the distinction, nay, the honour, of [...]
Surprise, surprise. Another post about my genitals. (Sorry Mom)
To all the ladies out there who complain about your once a month lady issues, let me counter with my once a day man issues. I’m not trying to trivialize what’s going on down there (in there?) or anything (eeeeeeeeewwww); I’d just like to say: “hey, we [...]
It’s kinda hard to top the ball-vice girl from last month. A few updates:
1: A friend of mine told me that he may have seen her walk into one of his classes. He now keeps his balls in check.
2: I still motherfucking hate her.
The motherfucker this month is someone who I have never met, though [...]
I am going to outwardly declare my love for Ten Dollar Words. They are so good. I love them and they love me back.
Why are Ten Dollar Words so good to me? I can think of two reasons, and they both deal with intelligence: Let’s say you are talking to somebody who isn’t as smart [...]
Hey, remember that time cousin Billy with the mullet came over to the hotel room with all that booze? Aunt Margie and Grandma started pounding beers but Grandma couldn’t keep up.
That was a bitch to clean up; thanks a lot Grandma, I motherfucking hated that.
I’m trying out something new here. At the end of every month (or near the beginning of the next one), I am writing a “Motherfucker of the Month” (MFOTM). In December, I’ll do a little showcase and decide on the “Motherfucker of the year” (MFOTY).
I don’t even know the name of this month’s Motherfucker. She [...]
I’d like to clear the air a bit here and say that I don’t think any of my friends have commented on a YouTube video. I’d like to think that I run in a pretty smart circle, where the smartest in my group is probably sitting at the MENSA level and the dumbest, well, we [...]
I’m giving a little shout out to Amy Fisher (seen here) for giving a great post idea.
People who know me know that I don’t like the cold. At all. I hate wearing a jacket and I hate wearing boots (I actually don’t own boots) and I hate walking anywhere in the snow. Unfortunately, I have [...]
Edit: This post first appeared at the original site and I am copying it here for posterity. Be patient, the new site will be up and running soon, and there won’t be any more of this double post stuff.
I know that a while ago I said that I wouldn’t update here anymore and was moving [...]