http://thingsimotherfuckinghate.com Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:56:03 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Guess who's back in business? Me. And before we get back into the full swing of things, check out the comment on this post (here). I know, right? Holy fucking shit, someone actually put a comment on a post! But then you click on his name, and you discover that the ... http://thingsimotherfuckinghate.com/?p=139 Late again on the Motherfucker of the Month. I'm sorry. But you know what? Live with it. So I'm sitting here with a bad case of pizza mouth, which drives me up more than a couple of walls and I'm thinking: who has wronged me enough this month to earn the ... http://thingsimotherfuckinghate.com/?p=134 This one is coming a little late. My apologies. I looked back at the last two Motherfuckers of the Month and realized something. Ryan Seacrest is a dirty little weasel with a pointy face and blonde hair. And so is Vince Offer. And then I thought: "hey, that's kinda cool how ... http://thingsimotherfuckinghate.com/?p=126 I was surfing the interwebs and found this. Turns out Vince Shlomi aka Vince Offer aka the ShamWow™ guy threw down with a hooker. If you think his face is bad, you should see hers. And then the strangest thing happened, Shlomi emailed me last week*. I know it's pretty exciting ... http://thingsimotherfuckinghate.com/?p=121 Surprise, surprise. Another post about my genitals. (Sorry Mom) To all the ladies out there who complain about your once a month lady issues, let me counter with my once a day man issues. I'm not trying to trivialize what's going on down there (in there?) or anything (eeeeeeeeewwww); I'd just ... http://thingsimotherfuckinghate.com/?p=118 It's kinda hard to top the ball-vice girl from last month. A few updates: 1: A friend of mine told me that he may have seen her walk into one of his classes. He now keeps his balls in check. 2: I still motherfucking hate her. The motherfucker this month is someone who ... http://thingsimotherfuckinghate.com/?p=113 I am going to outwardly declare my love for Ten Dollar Words. They are so good. I love them and they love me back. Why are Ten Dollar Words so good to me? I can think of two reasons, and they both deal with intelligence: Let's say you are talking to ... http://thingsimotherfuckinghate.com/?p=12 Hey, remember that time cousin Billy with the mullet came over to the hotel room with all that booze? Aunt Margie and Grandma started pounding beers but Grandma couldn't keep up. That was a bitch to clean up; thanks a lot Grandma, I motherfucking hated that. http://thingsimotherfuckinghate.com/?p=62 I'm trying out something new here. At the end of every month (or near the beginning of the next one), I am writing a "Motherfucker of the Month" (MFOTM). In December, I'll do a little showcase and decide on the "Motherfucker of the year" (MFOTY). I don't even know the name ... http://thingsimotherfuckinghate.com/?p=59 I'd like to clear the air a bit here and say that I don't think any of my friends have commented on a YouTube video. I'd like to think that I run in a pretty smart circle, where the smartest in my group is probably sitting at the MENSA level ... http://thingsimotherfuckinghate.com/?p=57