This year was the first year that I have had to use a laundry facility that is not in my house. What this means is that a whole building of filthy animals gets to use the same washing machine that my carefully selected clothes get clean in. It sucks. I hate sharing, but I especially [...]
Have you ever eaten a slice of pizza and had the roof of your mouth completely scratched up and in pain? I have, and it sucks.
I also call this problem corn-pop mouth syndrome.
It happens when you eat crunchy yet flaky foods and they scrape your palate until it has grooves combed in like some miniature [...]
Feet are the smelliest, wettest and ugliest body part that we possess.Â
They are gross; they are beyond gross. They are the only body part that requires two layers of clothing to hide it from the rest of the world (shoes and socks). Foot skin is tough and hard at the bottom and is, frankly, unnatural.
The [...]