I am going to outwardly declare my love for Ten Dollar Words. They are so good. I love them and they love me back.
Why are Ten Dollar Words so good to me? I can think of two reasons, and they both deal with intelligence: Let’s say you are talking to somebody who isn’t as smart [...]
Hey, remember that time cousin Billy with the mullet came over to the hotel room with all that booze? Aunt Margie and Grandma started pounding beers but Grandma couldn’t keep up.
That was a bitch to clean up; thanks a lot Grandma, I motherfucking hated that.
I’m trying out something new here. At the end of every month (or near the beginning of the next one), I am writing a “Motherfucker of the Month” (MFOTM). In December, I’ll do a little showcase and decide on the “Motherfucker of the year” (MFOTY).
I don’t even know the name of this month’s Motherfucker. She [...]