Sorry about the wait, and fuck Dan Erwin.
Guess who’s back in business? Me.
And before we get back into the full swing of things, check out the comment on this post (here). I know, right? Holy fucking shit, someone actually put a comment on a post! But then you click on his name, and you discover that the ‘ShamWow Guy’ actually runs a ShamWow related website!
And now back to your scheduled programming (this is a screenshot taken off another website):
Dan Motherfucking Erwin
I didn’t actually read the comment because my eyes started to hurt. This is what I think he wrote though:
Hey everybody, Dan Erwin, PhD here.
Just wanted to check in on the old internet, make sure that all of you are having a good time. Krishna above me had a great, albeit pedestrian, comment that I’m hoping to clear up with what I have to say. By the way, I’m a successful entrepreneur several times over, and have a PhD. Also, this being the internet and all, what I’ve said about myself is completely verifiable. One hundred percent true.
If you doubt how successful an entrepreneur I am, just look over at my picture. Can’t you see how old I am? That’s definitely NOT a stock photo of some old dude there. It was most certainly taken by a photographer who has taken pictures of other sucessful entrepreneurs, none of whom have reached success as many times over as I have.
I know that I am just putting this comment on the bottom of a blog post, but I have complete faith that my doctorate degree will run the conversation over here. I’m a firm believer in…
OH OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!
Sorry, I just came. All that masturbatory language sometimes has that effect on me. It’s an occupational hazard, having a PhD and being so successful and all.
By the way, my name is Dan Erwin, PhD, I’m a highly successful entrepreneur several times over, and that is most certainly and verifiably the entire truth. You can check me out, I’m all over the internet (I found him: here) but you don’t really have to, since you can totally believe that’s my photo over there.
Thanks for reading what I had to say,
Dan Erwin, PhD,
Successful entrepreneur,
Several times over.
Since Dan Erwin is the type of person who has Google Alerts set up so that he gets an email every time his name appears somewhere online, I fully expect this to find its way to him.
Dan Erwin, PhD, feel free to comment below. Your opinions will be valued until they aren’t, motherfucker