I am going to outwardly declare my love for Ten Dollar Words. They are so good. I love them and they love me back.
Why are Ten Dollar Words so good to me? I can think of two reasons, and they both deal with intelligence: Let’s say you are talking to somebody who isn’t as smart [...]
Hey, remember that time cousin Billy with the mullet came over to the hotel room with all that booze? Aunt Margie and Grandma started pounding beers but Grandma couldn’t keep up.
That was a bitch to clean up; thanks a lot Grandma, I motherfucking hated that.
I’d like to clear the air a bit here and say that I don’t think any of my friends have commented on a YouTube video. I’d like to think that I run in a pretty smart circle, where the smartest in my group is probably sitting at the MENSA level and the dumbest, well, we [...]
I’m giving a little shout out to Amy Fisher (seen here) for giving a great post idea.
People who know me know that I don’t like the cold. At all. I hate wearing a jacket and I hate wearing boots (I actually don’t own boots) and I hate walking anywhere in the snow. Unfortunately, I have [...]
Edit: This post first appeared at the original site and I am copying it here for posterity. Be patient, the new site will be up and running soon, and there won’t be any more of this double post stuff.
I know that a while ago I said that I wouldn’t update here anymore and was moving [...]
Edit: This appeared on the original site and I am copying it over here for posterity.
To my 3 readers:
In case you were wondering what happened to me, and wanted to know why I stopped posting with such fervor, such weekly (or bi-weekly) gusto. It is because I am moving sites. I am going mainstream and [...]
You know those pictures of the Loch Ness Monster? Nessie? Yeah, I know them too. They’re the pictures of that garden hose looking thing that pokes out of the water in pretty evenly spaced humps and valleys and then a head at one end. That’s kind of what monsters look like I guess and it’s [...]
What’s the deal with all the swinging dicks in the men’s locker room?
There. I said it.
I once heard that there are only two instances where it was heterosexually acceptable for more than one male penis to be exposed: Ancient Greece and a men’s locker room. I’m not going to dive into the whole Greek thing, [...]
To the man who invented the captcha:
I hate your work. I bet you are a software designer of sorts and, although software designer gets less respect from me than “waiter who shits in my food,” they still get more respect than “child molester” so your eternal stay in hell isn’t guaranteed yet.
However, software designers should [...]
This year was the first year that I have had to use a laundry facility that is not in my house. What this means is that a whole building of filthy animals gets to use the same washing machine that my carefully selected clothes get clean in. It sucks. I hate sharing, but I especially [...]