Late again on the Motherfucker of the Month. I’m sorry. But you know what? Live with it.
So I’m sitting here with a bad case of pizza mouth, which drives me up more than a couple of walls and I’m thinking: who has wronged me enough this month to earn the distinction, nay, the honour, of [...]
It’s kinda hard to top the ball-vice girl from last month. A few updates:
1: A friend of mine told me that he may have seen her walk into one of his classes. He now keeps his balls in check.
2: I still motherfucking hate her.
The motherfucker this month is someone who I have never met, though [...]
I’m trying out something new here. At the end of every month (or near the beginning of the next one), I am writing a “Motherfucker of the Month” (MFOTM). In December, I’ll do a little showcase and decide on the “Motherfucker of the year” (MFOTY).
I don’t even know the name of this month’s Motherfucker. She [...]